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Marilyn Monroe is back from the dead as a salacious Succubus, whose iconic status has been listed within a shadowy Playboy ‘grimoire’ of nightly ‘Anima’ conjuration.

Marilyn is now a Munster of Horror-Wood séance, who entices little boys away from their gender-politics Marvel/Disney superhero grimoires.

But then, such Playgirl tomes listing all male entities of the sweaty ‘Animus’ were originally designed for the Witches to ride orgasmic.

Of course, for those of other Monkish orientations, they also seek to be upended by the Witches deified ‘Animus,’ made as a God/Devil.

The horror archetypes of a Holy-Wood family who haunt the collective psyche, have taken the ghost of Marilyn Monroe under their Munster Bat wing. Although the Witches do jealously wail and scream that she is a sexist icon, just like the Sumerian sex Goddess Ishtar, who personifies the ‘Anima.’

Marilyn cares not, since she is an unquiet spirit who desires justice, for her assassination!

Many have conjectured that Marilyn did not commit suicide, and that her demise was more to do with president Kennedy’s intimate involvement with her, or that he had drunkenly told her far too much about the goings on in Cuba, or to have revealed criminal connections, and even to tell about Roswell incident aliens piloting Military Industrial Complex Nazi flying wings. Hence she had to be silenced.

But, Marilyn, to Munster reveal it had far more to do with her turning off the water supply in her hacienda, who was going to tell all at a press conference about why she did so. Alas, she did not make it; for she was assassinated by the ‘Fluoride’ Mafia, who are intimately involved with the totalitarin/fascist Military Industrial Complex.

Well, what do you expect, the fluoridation chemicals are not natural; they are hydrofluorosilicic acid, sodium fluorosilicate, and sodium fluoride, which are known neurotoxins and mutagenic compounds.

Unlike the fluoride compounds found in toothpaste or supplements, which you usually spit out, the intake of the water fluoridation chemicals are not of pharmaceutical grade quality.

And where do you think all these contaminated chemicals come from? They are derived from the wastage of making nuclear bombs as well as from the fertilizer industry; most of these poisonous chemicals have since been imported into the USA from China, which is then dumped into their public water supply.

The Chinese don’t want it; water fluoridation is banned in Communist China, since the mass medication of their populace has been found to negate their intelligence.

Marilyn has now assumed the name of the twenty-sixth Succubus called Bunea, since her Holy-Wood family are wealthier than the Egyptian pharaohs, whose production costs for many a propaganda film can run a small Orwellian mind control country for a year. So if they make a huge loss about their SJW gender-politics flicks, they don’t care!

Marilyn is no Mary-Lynn virgin Madonna, who is true to her undead sexual nature as a dark ‘Star’ Succubus.

She is always attempting to get Eddie to unleash his real self, every birthday, when to sing to him, “Happy Birthday Mister President.”

Eddie often to say that Marilyn has the Siren voice of the Goddess Isis; Alas, Eddie wants to be normal, like all the other herd mind naked apes, who be in the graveyard.

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But Marliyn knows how to tear through all the 666 layers of his emotional armouring, when he is offered his favourite Carbon based life-form Dog food.

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Well, what do you expect, Sirius Eddie is very Serious about his Anubis Dog food; he is such a frisky Beast. As Aleister Crowley once said, “is a Serious GOD to live in a Sirius DOG!” That is why Marilyn absolutely adores her little DOG GOD Beast of a pharaoh president.

Marilyn is very much aware of her undead Witch diet; well, she has to be, since she is a Tantric contortionist.

Wherefore, in order to have the highest Succubus skill set, she has to keep her Kama Sutra body vamp trim.

Whereas Eddie is into eating sausages, ham, bacon and other processed Dog food, of which his veterinarian Muslim nurse, who just so happens is a halal Vampire, says, is putting his immortality at risk, going by a study of half a million flesh eating zombies across the old world of Europe, and elsewhere.

The cannibal study concluded, that diets, which are high in processed meats were linked to cardiovascular disease, cancer and early deaths.

So, Marilyn is attempting to change Eddie’s diet by following what the British Heart Foundation has suggested, by offering Eddie leaner cuts of fresh meat.

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Marilyn doesn’t mind becoming a doggy dinner, she’s a ghost girl after all, she’ll cum back every time as an ‘Anima’ sex icon.

As for the brainwashed population of fleshy muggles, it’s a case of population control. Hence their noxious processed food and poisoned water; for the herd has to be controlled.

Eddie’s parents are avid readers of child rearing manual, Baby and Child Care, authored by Benjamin McLane Spock, whose message to virgin Mary mothers is that, “you know more than you think you do.” Wherefore, Eddie gets all his educational Twilight needs met.

However Norman Vincent Peale, a popular Hell fire religious preacher, who supported the slaughter of the Vietnam War absolutely hated pointy eared Spock, calling him, the Devil.

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During the late 1960’s, Peale criticized the anti-Vietnam War movement and the perceived laxity of the Star Trek era.  Peale placed the entire blame upon Dr. Spock’s books, claiming that “the U.S. was paying the price of two generations that followed the Dr. Spock baby plan of instant gratification of needs.”

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In the 1960’s and 1970’s, further blame was placed upon Pan eared Spock for the devilish disorderliness of rebellious young people, who had the gall to question the totalitarian/fascist Military Industrial Complex, many of whose Beatnik parents had been Howling Hippie Goth devotees of Baby and Child Care.

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Vice President Spiro Agnew also blamed Spock for “permissiveness”. These allegations were enthusiastically embraced by the right-wing Christian neo-conservatives, whose ‘Animus’ fixated Judaic establishment still views the rebellious youth of pagan Pan with nigh Sharia law disapproval, referring to them as “the Dr Spock generation.”

Eddie’s Veterinarian Witch Doctor absolutely adores his beastly canine nature. But she is very worried about his continued survival, who is attempting to get the muggles to understand that Wolves are a significant part of nature.

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When these intelligent creatures are killed by fearful muggles, such as by brainless Sarah Palin’s, then they are one step closer to extinction.

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Like many another species, Alpha-Male Wolves are on the verge of becoming totally extinct during this present mass extinction event of illogical gender-politics, which most brainwashed muggles are totally unaware of.

Protecting the natural environment of the Wolves is also very important; one example being the wilds of Alaska; alas it is being targeted by the Oil spillage companies.

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As the untamed wilderness areas rapidly become concrete jungles, due to the encroachment of the muggle blight, the Wolves have less to cover for food and shelter, whereby they are less likely to survive as a Twilight species.

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