WHY DO WITCHES LOVE CTHULHU?

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Have you ever wondered why Cthulhu always seems to get the girls to eat? He’s brash, cocky and he marches to the beat of his own mad drum out of Ryleh. He’s totally over the Godzilla edge, bordering on Arkham asylum insanity and doesn’t give a damn about anyone apart from himself; what exactly do Witches see in Cthulhu?

You consider yourself an outgoing Lovecraftian Mage, though conservative; interesting, but a little shy; you can keep a conversation going with the right people in your politically correct Lodge, with whom you perfectly fit into of a quaint peer group… sounds good doesn’t it? But, why does an infernal outsider like Cthulhu always seem to get the Witches?

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Here are Seven planetary reasons why:

SATURN: Cthulhu is confident

That’s right. Cthulhu wouldn’t be able to pull off half of the Necronomicon antics that he indulges in if he wasn’t brimming over with Azathoth confidence. Cthulhu isn’t just confident around his worshippers, either – his Yog-Sothoth cavalier attitude is in everything he does, from eating a sacrificial Goat in the morning, to asking a shocked dog-collared Priest for a cool glass of holy water… to chatting up the Witches dancing around a Dagon altar at a devotee’s Sabbat. No matter where you look, Witches find Cthulhu’s confidence a major turn on.

JUPITER: Cthulhu is indifferent

Cthulhu simply doesn’t give a damn. He can take it or leave it. That’s one reason why he fares well with Witches. If a Witch says no, he doesn’t care at all? He moves on as a Hastur whirlwind to the next victim, and he does it with the same Skinwalker verve and maverick attitude as he did the last Witch. Here be an arcane quote: “A Great Beast doesn’t necessarily care if he is a Great Beast.” That’s indifference in a nutshell.

MERCURY: Cthulhu is exciting and adventurous

Ask yourself, “when was the last time I took a psychedelic walk on the surreal wild side?” If you are asking yourself that question, then you obviously aren’t a rebellious fallen Angel like Cthulhu who is aware of his Fallen Anima.

You see, Cthulhu is always testing the imprisoning boundaries of society along with pushing the envelope of the space-time continuum Angel-angles when it comes to his Maya Matrix existence – and Witches can’t get enough of his Nyarlthotep consciousness expansion.

They find his alien intelligence to not only be highly attractive but also Tesla intriguing. And when you put exciting and adventurous beside the other rebellious planetary traits of Cthulhu, it sends Witches into an ecstatic trance.

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MOON: Cthulhu is challenging, brutal and mysterious

Witches have no time for Warlocks that are pushovers, whom pander to what is considered to be politically correct by a brainwashed flock of Sheep. They also don’t like smiling Jesus’s, they can be seen cumming a mile away due to their sodium fluoride smiles to duly Crucify.

Contrary to popular belief Witches are attracted to Cthulhu, because they can’t read his infernal soul, whose thoughts are hidden from their inquisitional questioning. Cthulhu goes where Witches can never go, when to transverse the Abyss, to travel internal across the Dune desert of the Inorganic Intelligence of the Allies as a ‘Don Juan’ Matus.

He is a psychonaut dreamer of microcosmic possibilities as well as being a stalker of macrocosmic synchronicities, which sets him aside as a psychic gangster, whose exploratory phallic tentacles provides them with a sense of being always on the dangerous twilight edge of forever.

Witches actually love to guess at the possibilities of becoming Cthulhu’s bestial Werewolf priestesses or to otherwise end up as his necrophilia Vampire vore meals!

It is challenging for them; they love to hate him, hate to love him, which of an age old cross-cultural contradiction is why Witches are so attracted to Cthulhu’s amphibious shapeshifting nature. Whereby the Witches keep on coming back for more of his depraved Mythos!

MARS: Cthulhu is very masculine

This often goes hand-in-hand with being confident as a God incarnate, indifferent as a Buddha, Heyoka exciting, Avadhuta adventurous… etc. Cthulhu is very reptilian brainstem Yig rugged and in-Illuminati-control. That doesn’t mean controlling others, apart from controlling his own self.

Cthulhu knows how to intelligently get what he wants. Cthulhu speaks clearly and confidently, who always looks you in the bloodshot eye, as well as being passionate about what he knows of personal necromancy experience… but most importantly, Cthulhu has an in depth passionate knowledge of how to treat a Witch as his Babalon.

SOL: Cthulhu gives Witches a feeling of power

The illusion of control is often more powerful than control itself of Samsara show. Power within a relationship, power outside of a relationship – it doesn’t matter of Tantric ritual – being with Cthulhu, encompasses all of the above traits, which gives Witches a fifth element of inner strength and outward togetherness.

Essentially the Azathoth confident, cocky Great Beast image rubs off a little bit on her of an alchemical Rose tint – and she laps it up as his Babalon, who secretly desires to birth his mutant Moon-Childe of an evolutionary leap.

Hell! Said childe may end becoming the Dagon president of the Abrahamic New-World-Order of Innsmouth. Basically, Witches brains have been hardwired to chase after Cthulhu; they can’t help themselves of a genetic imperative.

VENUS: Cthulhu knows how to talk to Witches

If Cthulhu wasn’t confident, he wouldn’t be a Witch magnet. Instead of indifferent, he would be hideously self-conscious and nervously non-committal (how many Witches have you passed up because you didn’t consider yourself to be a much maligned Beast?) – you see, Cthulhu doesn’t care about what others say, whatsoever.

Cthulhu arises out of Ryleh to the challenge of taking over the world, living the wild side of life. Cthulhu is far more than a mere stereotypical good-guy, who invariably ends up being Crucified by Witch Nuns, whom consume the flesh and blood of their scapegoat Christ after dumping their Sins all over him of emotional crap.

Cthulhu prefers being the Ante-Christ to otherwise dish out his man juice, upon which the ever hungry Witches to feast. Cthulhu always keeps a Witch guessing about him – and in turn inspiring her own Shub Niggarrath priestess potential – it’s an explosive combination! And one that is geared to success for the dating Great Beast.

This combination transforms the talking part into an unsaid Coitus Pactum – considering the Witch’s interest has already been sparked of an inferno between her quivering legs. Talking with them is to do with casting out barbed spell formulae, which reels the Mermaids in. And the Great Beast knows how to tell a Babalon just what she wants to hear of a baited hypnotic spell.

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Cthulhu knows how to talk to Witches of woven spells, because he is all of the above. Supreme confidence followed up with total indifference, enshrouded by arcane mystery, along with Necronomicon intrigue and dark excitement is what attracts most Witches to chase him.

That gets the Great Beast into their Moon lodge to talk with them; no other to know outside of the drawn circle. Once they’re interested, a Great Beast has to show them what he has to offer, while keeping his other Tarot cards well under the altar.

Cthulhu never tells all of divination; whereby he keeps them guessing. Figuring out the ritualistic observations is the Magick of Sorcery. Cthulhu uses his conversational skills of tentacle spells to hypnotise a Witch, who invariably ends up becoming entirely entangled of bound up interest, desiring to be his chained Babalon priestess, wanting to be entirely consumed within his all encompassing fifty-shades of grey shadow.

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Cthulhu is able to sense the auras of Witches within their domain of the microcosmic womb dream, to thence intuitively hunt them down, upon a lunar cycle, macrocosmic synchronicity.

When awake, Cthulhu stalks the Ley-lines interlinking sites of power, where Witches to gather; for they do collectively whisper of a ‘Chaos Unitarian Nun Templar‘ chant, within each and every cell of their being: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” It’s biological, Witches just can’t help themselves loving their deified Animus to Mantra name, Cthulhu.

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NOTE: The deification of the ‘Animus’ as a God/Devil points at an underlying biological imperative, which is hardwired into the female psyche. Women are generalised as being more intuitive than males, but this generalisation doesn’t say or explain much. Female intuition is to do with them being more in tune with their biology, by which they are guided.

Hence, the sexual preference of females across all cultures for choosing an Alpha-Male, otherwise termed as being a Bad-Boy type, one can symbolically equate with the ‘Animus’ archetype of the Devil or Cthulhu. As for Beta-Male Good-Guy Christ’s, they often end up being Crucified!

Males are generally oblivious to what women are attracted to; whereby they are easily manipulated by the media. For example, Hollywood has a plethora of Alpha-Male actors, who all have a certain look. On the face of it, the film industry appears to be male dominated, but only because it is orientated towards attracting a female audience.

There has been a growing feminist furore about the depiction of women in film, which is due to the biological imperative of the female being competitive with her own sex.

Beastly Holy-Wood has always catered for the Babalon tastes of the female audience; whereby its industry is easily manipulated by Psy-Op social; engineers, whose present political agenda uses the female focus in order to hijack feminist politics to make extremist.

(NOTE: Feminism was at the forefront of the Newage movement and the anti-war protests during the Vietnam war, which brought down a government. Wherefore, the war-mongering Psy-Op social engineers have been assiduously working towards totally fragmenting the Newage movement to make it look like it is populated with 2012 nut-cases; while hijacking feminist politics, which has engendered a distraction among the mass populace from what the industrial military complex is presently up to in the Middle East and elsewhere.) 

Whereby, there has been a consistent attack upon the expression of the ‘Anima’ in films, as well as in the Arts in general, such as in comics and video games, which is leading to the ‘Anima’ being incarcerated into a politically-correct Virgin Mary straight jacket. 

If however, you had male actors taking centre stage, who all looked and acted like metrosexual Soy-Boys, the primarily heterosexual female audience would become quite irate. There would be no more jutting chin, bicep flexing superhero flicks, which of prior female fixation manifested as the Twilight focus upon Alpha-Male necrophilia Vampires and bestial Werewolves, which evolved into Fifty Shades Of Christian Grey, the likes of Oprah Winfrey has the hots for!

This has already manifested as a religious focus, which has entirely negated the expression of the ‘Anima,’ out of the symbolic paradigm apart from having a celibate Mary quite so contrary Virgin.

You hear of Witch Nuns writhing within their cloisters, desiring to crucify a Beta-Male Good-Guy Christ, the Witch Nuns duly nail to their Cross as a scapegoat in order friend-zone assuage them of all their sins.

Yet the Witch Nuns can’t help themselves always sinning with an Alpha-Male Bad-Boy Devil, even if he is a misogynistic Sharia law Wahabist, who they will make no end of excuses for.

When a woman becomes overly masculine, whose male partner allowed himself to become feminised, she will invariably be attracted to a male who makes her feel feminine again. 

It happens all the time in a relationship dynamic, and when applied to the bigger picture it reveals where it is all leading to at a political and cultural level.

You might consider such an analysis to be simplistic in the extreme, but then, nature is quite simple. You can fathom it all for your own self by watching the above videos concerning what is occurring in Israel and Switzerland, let alone elsewhere of a similar repeat.

At first it will seem to be totally illogical, until you apply a common relationship dynamic to the bigger picture, then it becomes logical of an interconnected pattern of nature. Witches can’t help themselves loving… Cthulhu… it is hardwired into their genes!

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