LADY THOR THUNDER SUCCUBUS OF LUCID DREAM LIGHTNING
Marvel Comics has decided that its hammer-wielding Norse superhero Thor will now be transformed into a woman. Of course they don’t own the archetypal character of Thor; Marvel only owns their particular brand of a Thor image, since Thor is derived from ancient Norse mythology, who in Old Norse is called Þórr.
Thor is a hammer-wielding God associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees and strength, whom protected humanity against malign influences. He is also associated with hallowing, healing and fertility.
The cognate deity in wider Germanic mythology and paganism was known in Old English as Þunor and in Old High German as Donar, stemming from a Common Germanic Þunraz, meaning thunder.
As for Marvel, they explained that the marketing logic behind Thor’s transformation into a woman is that it would attract more women and girls to read superhero comic books, which of a pandering politically correct feminist frontage makes sense. But in reality, it doesn’t quite make sense at all.
Let’s be honest here. In general, there are a lot of heterosexual males who like reading comics with female characters in, because they enjoy lapping up scantily clad females wearing spray on ultra vixen superheroine costumes.
Whereas heterosexual women like comics populated with protective butch machismo alpha males, bristling with muscles looking like an oiled up Greek God or a rough neck Thor, wearing spray on superhero costumes with a tight butt.
Basically, the Marvel comics have based their superheroes and anti-heroes upon the already established Biblical archetypes of Angels, Demons, God and Devil for sometime, which is primarily that of a female fixation upon the male. It is essentially biologically driven, masked by the religious symbolism of a facade, which has since been translated into the superhero genre.
The female archetypes didn’t get much coverage for a long time because Marvel was constrained by the Biblical comics code, whose Inquisitional thought police were well aware that female characters would get a lot of little boys reading ‘good-girl’ comics under their sweaty bed sheets.
Of a present marketing ploy, this is perfect, since it is a yet untapped market. But Marvel can’t say that Lady Thor is every little boy’s wet dream cum true. No, instead, Marvel to otherwise say, with hand on Disney wallet, a Lady Thor will attract more females to read comics.
But the reptilian brain market indicates otherwise. All you have to do is to look into the success of Harry Potter and Twilight, whose franchises are primarily awash with female groupies dreaming of a Beta-male Harry Potter Christ, caught between Vampire necrophilia and Werewolf bestiality, of an Alpha-male bad-boy Devil.
Whereas the huge success of the video game character Lara Croft was mainly due to a large male following who lust after Lara’s gymnastic body, let alone her ‘strong Valkyrie persona.’ in other words, Lara is a virtual pixel babe with substance, who, as a conjured Succubus inspires many a Tulpa wet dream.
You can thereby guess who Marvel is actually neuro-targeting of an untapped market. The artwork by Russell Dauterman reveals the once muscle bound bearded Thunder God as a buxom blonde looking like a Wagnarian Valkyrie, clad in a caped costume. One has to note the buxom. Boy, is she buxom. Although she is not as buxom as the cosplaying Lady Thor’s. But then, Marvel comics do not deal in reality.
Marvel’s brand of Thor first appeared in a comic adventure back in 1962 as well as becoming the testosterone pumped up star of two blockbuster movies. However, there was a problem; Marvel’s Thor wasn’t too much of a hit with the ladies. The reason why, is because Marvel made Thor far too clean cut, like some surfer boy off a sunny Californian beach, or is it Australia? But then, most surfers all look the same in Hollwood, don’t they.
Marvel should have made Thor a bad-boy type, just as he is depicted in ancient myths, who is covered by the boxing scars of lightening; a bit like Marv out of Frank Miller’s Sin City, that is why Norse women loved him so much, to adore of worship. Women just can’t help themselves loving a Thor type male, because they feel protected by him, as well as desiring to change his rough ways, within whom they see a wise soul.
The New York-based Marvel described the transformation of their Thor brand as “one of the most shocking and exciting changes ever to shake one of the ‘big three’ of Captain America, Iron Man and Thor. No longer is the classic Thunder God able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjolnir, and a brand new female hero will emerge worthy of the name Thor,” they said in a quaint news article. This symbolic transformation of a male archetype into that of a female character, will give you an insight into what had previously occurred, of viral-meme marketing, concerning those spirits listed within the patriarchal grimoires, many of which were originally female.
The writer for the female Thor series is Jason Aaron, who said in a statement: “This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is Thor.” The actress Whoopi Goldberg related on the ABC’s The View; “It’s a huge day in the Marvel universe. Thor, the God of Thunder, he messed up. He is no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his. And for the first time in history that hammer is being held by a woman.” Another host to mention; “the story behind her is she created herself. She was saved by Thor and she came down to Earth, followed him, and made herself look like Thor and so now she’s taking over.”
The other hosts on The View, also commented on the hero’s physical features. “She’s got super-powered boobies,” said Jenny McCarthy. “She is actually in better proportion than a lot of the female comic superheroes,” said Goldberg. “It gives girls something to look up to,” said Sherri Shepherd, without realising that she looks like a Wagnarian wet dream.
So, mummy porn Whoopi Goldberg wants super powered booby women to take up the hammer of Thor does she. Well, let us look into what Thor’s hammer actually represents. In pre-Christian Europe Thor’s hammer of lightening was symbolically represented by the ancient symbol of the swastika.
Scholar Hilda Ellis Davidson (1965) comments on the usage of the swastika as a symbol of Thor’s hammer: “The protective sign of the hammer was worn by ‘women,’ as we know from the fact that it has been found in ‘women’s’ graves. It seems to have been used by the warrior also, in the form of the swastika.”
Davidson continues: “Primarily it appears to have had connections with light and fire, and to have been linked with the sun-wheel. It may have been on account of Thor’s association with lightning that this sign was used as an alternative to the hammer; for it is found on memorial stones in Scandinavia besides inscriptions to Thor. When we find it on the pommel of a warrior’s sword and on his sword-belt, the assumption is that the warrior was placing himself under the Thunder God’s protection.”
Swastikas appear on various Germanic objects stretching from the Migration Period to the Viking Age, such as the 3rd century Værløse Fibula from Zealand, in Denmark; the Gothic spearhead from Brest-Litovsk, in Belarus; numerous Migration Period bracteates; cremation urns from early Anglo-Saxon England; the 8th century Sæbø sword from Sogn, in Norway; and the 9th century Snoldelev Stone from Ramsø, in Denmark.
Thor’s popularity among the European populace was exemplified by the use of the swastika, which was later utilised by the Nazis, who re-branded Thor’s symbol for their own warped political agenda. A number of white supremacist right-wing Christian neo-Nazi nutcases in the USA were up in arms at the news that Marvel comics was doing a Thor movie in which some of their ancestral Norse Gods were to be played by black actors. Apparently, the ethnic identity of the archetypes from antiquity, is of a real political lightning bolt for the sort of person, who eugenically believes that humans can be subdivided into branded races.
The ancient Norse didn’t have any problems with other peoples skin pigmentation. There are no racialist statements in their sagas. Such racialist sentiments didn’t come to the fore until the Christian’s entered Africa, India, China, the far East and the Americas, who had determined that the African’s, Asian’s, Chinese and Native American’s didn’t have souls, so it was perfectly okay to enslave them.
The Christian’s and Muslim’s always had a big problem with seeing un-baptised Pagans as being human. Hence the Pagan Norse did not like Christian Rome, whose priests sought to convert them to the appropriated faith of Judaism.
The Norse couldn’t figure out why they had to assume the ancestral-self-identity of the Hebrew’s. They thought it was absolutely crazy, let alone evil, since they had to forget their own ancestral-self-identity in the process, of Borg conversion. This being one of the reasons why the Norse held Thor in high esteem, who was seen as a protector against the encroachment of the Christian cult.
But there was a problem, the Church started to systematically target the Pagan women folk to burn at the stake as Witches. The reason why the Church did this, is because the ancient lore of the elder faith was traditionally passed down the female line, which invariably led to the elder faith being nigh eradicated throughout Europe.
However, the likes of Dan Brown spread the fairytale that the Witch burnings was to do with the Church seeking to terminate the bloodline of their Jesus, they couldn’t have him coming back to overturn the tables in their temple banks. Many a Christian fell for Dan Brown’s myth of a hard sell, and likewise the comic reading public will succumb to Marvel’s hard selling of Lady Thor. But then the elder faith no longer exists of an ancestral-self-identity; so, no one will protest too much.
Will the right-wing Christian neo-Nazis have their noses put out of joint by a female Thor who has super-powered boobies and being of a superior Nordic proportion than a lot of the other female comic superheroines. I doubt it. The Christian neo-Nazi nuts will see a female Thor giving white American girls something to look up to, who will be more prone to toning themselves up in the gym, rather than becoming obese on McDonald burgers, as well as inspiring them to dye their hair blond, of eugenic Nordic looks, when to join the army. If Jason Aaron is seeking to piss off the right-wing Christian neo-Nazi nutters, he would make Lady Thor into a raging lesbian.
Going by the Marvel mythology, when Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir was damaged, Doctor Strange bound Thor’s soul into Mjolnir, meaning that if the hammer were to be ever broken again, Thor would most assuredly die. In ancient Norse legends, the soul of an individual was seen to be a contra-sexual counterpart, which was called the Fylgja.
Whereupon Thor’s soul would be female, which going by the Marvel myth, resides within his hammer. You then have a story possibility where Thor’s hammer is broken, which then releases Thor’s soul at his death. Thor’s soul would then be Lady Thor, who essentially personifies the power of Mjolnir.
Should you have a return of Thor, then his Lady Thor soul would seek him out amidst the infernal domain of Hela in order to revive Thor back to life, by uniting with him again of a nutcracker suite. In the meantime, prior to Thor’s soul seeking to reunite herself with him, she would have many a Marvel adventure as Lady Thor, who would very likely be a raging lesbian due to her previous heterosexual male existence.
This scenario could potentially lead to Marvel reaping in the dollars, since you would then have a number of other superheroine characters of differing ethnic types intimately interacting with Nordic Lady Thor, all of whom will be wearing spray on costumes, and what interracial cosplay fun to be had!
Overall, a Lady Thor of an archetype would enable a healing of the wounded European psyche concerning the misappropriation of the Northern myths by the white-supremacist right-wing Christian Nazis, who have an overriding fixation upon the Biblically indoctrinated masculine principle. This would of course be but a side issue concerning Marvel’s big-business agenda. whose media empire is primarily targeting the male market in order to sell Lady Thor to, as their Asgardian wet dream.
A practitioner of sorcery, who has an interest in the four elemental colour comics of his present age to thence transform into grimoires listing superheroine Succubae, could utilise the archetype of a Lady Thor as a Succubus, to evoke amidst his lucid dreams. But first, like many another spirit listed within a grimoire, a sorcerer has to determine what type of powers and abilities a Lady Thor could bestow upon him, when she sexually empowers his assumed guise of a lucid dream Thor Avatar.
Lady Thor, will enable her master to be is incredibly long-lived, who will relate that his nigh ageless state is due to the golden apple of Idunn. The golden apple of Idunn symbolically represents the pineal gland. However, Lady Thor will indicate to her master that his pineal gland is being calcified by sodium fluoride intake. Whereby aging him, which is being subversively employed by the minions of the New-World-Order Kingdom of a Big-Brother Abrahamic God, who have mass medicated the water supply with a known neurotoxin and a mutagenic compound, in order to control the population.
Being a daughter of Odin and the elder goddess Gaea, she is physically the strongest of the Asgardians who will protect her master against all harm meted out by the Abrahamic cultists. If her master is pressed into battle, Lady Thor will induce a state known as the ‘Warrior’s Madness’ (“berserkergang” in Norwegian), which will temporarily increase his strength and stamina tenfold, although in this state he might attack the brainwashed flocks, let alone an Orwellian Big-Brother alike.
Lady Thor will enable her master to have a very high resistance to physical injury, which approaches invulnerability, should he be beaten up by the police; while protesting against the New World Order. She will also bestow the ability of possessing keen senses, which will allow her master to remote-view objects travelling faster than the speed of light and to listen into the Bohemian Grove secrets from the other side of the planet of clairaudience. Lady Thor will bestow the remote viewing ability to travel through time, as well as increasing the stamina of her master to fuck an entire Frost Giant army of Fifty Shades Of Grey Troll women for nine months, without having any sustenance or rest; suffice to say, such an ability would turn on a Whoopi Goldberg orgasmic style!
Lady Thor can also regenerate wounded portions of her master’s body, including entire limbs or organs via arousing the Kundalini Shakti ‘Lightning Snake’ within him, via the meditation aid of Mjolnir; whereupon he will avoid being dumped in an old peoples home. Lady Thor has superhuman speed, agility, and reflexes, which will enable her to deflect the psychic-warfare curses of the Abrahamic cultists away from her master by using her hammer. She will enable her master to have immunity to all biological warfare diseases and other malign mind-control influences via her most loving influence.
As a Norse Succubus of thunder, Lady Thor can summon the elements of the storm (lightning; rain; wind; snow) and uses Mjolnir as a tool to focus this ability; whereas the US military utilise HAARP to do likewise.
She can cause these weather effects over the whole world and destroy her master’s enemies wherever they are.
By whirling her hammer she can lift entire buildings within a whirlwind, turning them into dust, to fall in their own footprint as if they have been struck by Tesla’s death ray; in fact, they are not too dissimilar to each other.
As the daughter of the Earth Goddess Gaea, Lady Thor also has some control over the Earth, who can create earthquakes, which HAARP has also replicated. Although, when it cums to crotch quakes at comic conventions, Lady Thor rules!
Lady Thor will instruct her master via vivid erotic dreams in psychic combat; whereupon he will excel in the use of the war hammer of spirit, sword of intellect, axe of emotion and mace of body, against religious fundamentalists. Lady Thor possesses two items which assists her master in psychic combat: the enchanted Jormungand Belt of Ouroboros Strength, and her signature weapon, the mystical hammer, Mjolnir.
The first item doubles the strength and endurance of Lady Thor’s master, because her belt enables her master to remember of eternal recurrence; while the second is used to control weather abilities, flight, energy projection and absorption, dimensional travel, as well as matter manipulation, along with the most powerful of her bestowed abilities, the Goddess Blast of bright white light phenomena, which cleanses all Karma.
When Lady Thor’s master evokes her to do an errand for him, such as finding out what the military industrial complex is up to on the other side of the globe, or even to remote view the colonised planets of the Secret Space Program, she uses Mjolnir to do so.
This is achieved by throwing Mjolnir in the desired direction and then holding on to the handle’s leather noose of a lemniscate loop, whereby enabling Lady Thor to fly at supersonic speeds within the Earth’s atmosphere or to travel faster than light in space.
When Lady Thor has to transport her master to a destination by herself, she has a chariot of a Mitochondria starship.
Her starship is accessed via her two horned Goat priestesses at the point of hypnagogic trance called Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder. These two Goat priestesses will test him as he enters Lady Thor’s inner womb of an astral starship. When Lady Thor’s master consciously accesses her trance chariot she is then enabled to teleport him, wherever he desires to go, almost as easily as with Mjolnir. She can throw a fascist ingrate out of Earth’s atmosphere using her poltergeist strength, and throw her hammer to crown Chakra Asgard from which it will return.
In other words she is a hot Succubus superheroine to evoke amidst your Triangle Of Comic Art Imagination.
However, this will require you being dressed up in your cosplay outfit as Thor, because only Thor can handle a synchronistic meeting with a mead drinking Lady Thor at a ritualistic comic convention, otherwise she will most assuredly drink you under the altar table.